It is sad that I would be perusing pof on a Friday night, but ostracized I am, and these are sad times for civilized men on the outside looking in. I spied me a babe. Government-ish job? Check. 40 is the new 30 wall? Check. Hot body? Check. Pregnant? Check. Four-year-old child by previous marriage with earlier man? Check. She keenly writes, “I love strong and successful Alpha Male guys but not the types that can’t handle being w strong and successful Alpha Female chicks lol.” Any takers? I think there are because alphas like all the strong and successful chicks they can get.
Or did you mean just you? To sweeten the deal, she doesn’t like to cook, but she will ‘make an effort for the right guy’. Such a deal. Maybe it’s a fake account? Who would romantically filter to become a receptacle for liars who get their needs at least partially met? I’ve got a hunch I can do even better on craigslist. Those pregnant babes are younger with guaranteed no daddy drama. Daddy Gov doesn’t count. I learned from Captain Capitalism that 53% of babies born in the U.S. are subsidized by WIC, a wonderful program to nourish women, infants, and children who are the future that is conquerable.
Why, this natural selection is working sooooo well that I can’t imagine an archetype of socially isolated men who go spontaneously crazy with calculated purpose. I don’t mean the jihadists now, or the mentally programmed types, like maybe the Unabomber was. It may seem like the violence is careening out of control at the hands of men who don’t fit into the heightened harmony, but actually (note chart) the decline is going smoothly.
Is it possible that we don’t need rank-and-file men and women to take less of the de facto law into their own hands but more? That would be crazy talk. Roman history is littered with civil war and political assassination, and look at those measly results. Only a bureaucrat can exercise sound judgment, as Romans learned at the end. The popularization of stupid behavior and citizen fecklessness at the expense of taxpayers only spreads happiness and prosperity like never before. Lotsa bread. Lotsa circus. Calling all beta shoppers, we have a blue light special on pregnant babes in their last throes of fertility. Good spreads. Man up!
Cherchez la femme.
—‘Reality’ Doug, 14 December 2012