Comrade men, for the greater good, now perfected with our ultimate liberation of women, we’ve been upgraded from servile taxpayers struggling to head and sustain our own nuclear families to liberated taxpayers free to vacation in the new communal family units as unrequited Johns automatically registered in any of the plentiful tartrepreneurial raffle lotteries of our choosing for complimentary amour game plays of chance to win carefree biological fatherhood from the first ever ultimate value women in history. Odds of winning and prize winners are determined with proprietary unobtrusiveness by the tartrepreneur. Proceeds benefit débutantes, spinsters, single mothers, and our children; and reduce our tax burden. State bus service provided to and from certified Big and Beautiful Women’s family centers only with no intervening stops.
From a recent job ad on ye old Craigslist:
Looking for Dancers (Teazers Gentleman’s Club)
-$$$$Great money making opportunities$$$$
-Additional Amenities Include…
*Hair, Nail & Make-up Services.
* We have a pick up and drop off service offered for those in need of transportation
*Childcare Soon To Come…
-Come Meet The Staff Anytime!
-We’re Open 7 days a week after 5 p.m.
-Day Shifts soon to come…
Cherchez les fiat banquesteurs.
—‘Reality’ Doug, 12 February 2013