The thousand-‘unicorns’ stare meme made its rounds not too long ago. Is it in fact a therapeutic effect of the carousel? No, it’s all you men’s fault. If I could grow up and not just want sex, and my lack of it during my prime years is too great to overcome, I’d honorably court such a fine filly. It’s stability that makes a good wife, and what could be more stable than a been there-done that-got the T-shirt veteran? Only the man will require further training.
So men, you sycophantic white knights who police me for deference to women, you male feminists demanding equality by spitting at nature, you worshipers of the God of coin and currency, you agents who did ‘work’ during the Arab Spring 2011, you defenders of freedom who delivered via Iraqi democracy US military equipment to ISIS to build a caliphate, this is what you were fighting for. This your bed. Will you not lie in it? I’m not man enough. Not in your big leagues. I will never understand what you are doing. I will obediently keep steppin’ like a good boy.
—‘Reality’ Doug, 06 September 2014