The Coming Soft Dicklash or Epidemic Incurable Monicaitus

Unassailable theory and media indications are that the personal life of Monica Lewinsky has been completely ruined by her affair with President Slick Willy’s, you know. She is said to have a net worth of $500,000 due to her biography made in collaboration with Andrew Morton, and can’t get a date and possibly laid at all to save her life.

I don’t fault Monica Lewinsky. There is no good reason a young liberated woman vis-a-vis a very talented seducer exuding the ultimate female aphrodisiac, power, should not naively go for the ejaculate gold, win or lose. She got a raw deal. Linda Trip was a bitch. Predicable though, that post-carousel free fall. Ah, the non-existent fatherhood of patriarchy. You go, grrl.

It is now fashionable for all da womynz to double-dipz on da men’s and getz mo’. You gonna getz mo’ sista! Weez gotz a stampede of pu$$y power! Like the alimony stampede before, this one will end with men adapting their behavior to yet again record overpriced and shoddy wares. I can just see a future of Western men with means fleeing to less developed nations just to try to have sex. A sex attempt vacation for well-off betas not willing to know what they know about Western women.

These animal smart, culture dumb vulture women have not only ruined their love lives and marriage eligibility forever, they are platonic outcasts once the glow of their unprecedented accusatory power fades away into habitual ostracization. Monica lives with her mother. The popes used excommunication so much it became banal. Racist is banal. Rapist is just about there.

Dateline: Chicago – “Female public defenders have filed a sexual harassment lawsuit in Chicago, saying Cook County officials failed to protect them from inmates who masturbate during jail visits and at courthouse holding cells.”

That’s gonna look so good on your resume. Let’s call that Kaepernickitus. Yah see, Colin Muzzy-beggar, it’s not that you can’t win games as quarterback in the NFL; it’s that you can’t win profits to pay the NFL bills. Dis good shit in the U.S. ain’t for free.

You dumb broads of belly-scraping bureaucracy want your lottery winnings, but either way you will be broke in three years once the litigation is settled. Ask almost any ex-NFLer who has hit the 3-year mark.

Can’t shine a turd. We are not all equal.

Ha, ha.

I would have loved you better than you love yourselves if you just would have let us nice guys run things.

—‘Reality’ Doug, 09 November 2017

About ‘Reality’ Doug

I'm feed up with herd people, so civil and uncivilized, these feckless barbarians with manicures. Where is Galt's Gulch? and where are the people to go there? Who am I? Who is John Galt?
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