By the tech gods, have I not with this gone too far? Never mind that I am unable to earn a living, that I never had a career, a wife, or children. Never mind that all the vaginas are owned by the state and let loose to destroy me as trained from kindergarten.
Today, gentlemen, we have a serious fucking problem. Policewoman Stacy is not sure she can trust the folks at a McDonald’s to sell her unweaponized food, and she cries in a selfie video to let us know. I know, I known. Grrrr power is invincible. It’s probably a trap, get it! Well, out of my hands now. Sheit. Out of my visual and price ranges. There’s only room for me under this rock.
From muh “Georgia Cop’s Video Leads to ‘Officer Karen’ & ‘Egg McMuffin’ Trending on Twitter” of muh heavy.com, dated 17 June 2020:
The video was posted on her Facebook page on June 15 at 6:35 a.m. In the caption, she wrote, “Please share because no one should feel like this. Law enforcement or not, this is truly how we feel.”
No one should feels such rejection and palpable worries but The Evil Western Throwbacks™, amirite? We should be infinitely sorry with no means. I will prey for all the police officers to control us with ease and aplump. That and the happiness of banksters are the important things.
Be still my withered penis, be still. Oh, the pierced tongue bothers you too? Well, we agree. Neither one of us needs another beating. Your world, loveys. Your world. I want you to know that, from as far away as I can be, I truly worship your feelings. I have never worn a shirt with the OAN logo, but I apologize profusely only to supplicate for your grace.
—‘Reality’ Doug, 17 June 2020